I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He called his prostate his "boner button".
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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