We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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