I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
are you so shy because you have an std?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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