dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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