The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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