U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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