Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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