did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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