ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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