I could have mohawked her pubes.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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