He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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