we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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