**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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