My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
that is very illegal...i love you.
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