it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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