i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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