Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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