She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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