Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
