bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
just tell him i said nine months
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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