I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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