4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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