The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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