More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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