I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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