i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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