Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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