Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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