On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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