David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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