YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
