i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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