I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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