can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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