He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she smelled like a LAN party
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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