She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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