East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I have aggressive nipples.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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