girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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