what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
All I want is dick and wine.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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