Non-Jews are for practice
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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