Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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