but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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