quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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