I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
this boner is exhausting
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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