he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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