the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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