so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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