She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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