I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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