brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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